I'm not real fond of ABBA, I used to be when I was a kid. I liked Fernando and Dancing Queen. Now, I really, really HAVE to be in the mood to listen to them. Otherwise, I want to jab forks into my ears.
I guess you could say I have a love/hate relationship with ABBA. Either that, or I have issues.
Sunday, January 16, 2011
What's your favorite ABBA song?
Monday, January 10, 2011
Do you prefer donuts with an odd number of sprinkles or an even number of sprinkles? I hope it's even cause you know what they say about odd numbered food.
I prefer long johns with custard filling. What does that say about me?
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Do you think that Bert and Ernie are just roommates? Or is there more going on?
I've always suspected something, but what goes on at Sesame Street, stays in Sesame Street.
Saturday, December 11, 2010
Do you have passionate make-up sex after a fight with your partner?
I would, but he's usually unable to move after I beat him up.
Friday, December 10, 2010
My girlfriend likes to flush crackers down the toilet to feed The Little Mermaid. Is this normal? Should I be concerned?
Why is the Little Mermaid in your toilet? What the heck did you eat?
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
It’s so weird. Today I saw this guy who looks just like me! And he has a mini schnauzer, just like me! And he drives a 2002 black Lexus, just like me! And he’s an asshole, just like me! What should I do?
I dunno. Befriend him? You both seem to have a lot in common, after all.
Have you ever been embarrassed by dating a guy and did not want people to find out?
His name was Bubba Frumplehump. He had Flintstone feet, a humpback and his eyes faced opposite directions. I could never sneak up on him.
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