There's no such thing as fat people. There are tall thin people, and there are short people who are thin but are just short and have nowhere to put it because we're short. If we short people were as tall as you, we'd be as thin as you. But we're not, so quit calling us fat. If you were as short as us, you'd be fat as us. So quit judging.
As for you tall fat people...you have no excuse, so stop whining. You're just fat.
Which brings me to my original point. I guess there is such a thing as fat people, just not fat short people. Short people are just too short. We can't help it.
P.S. The next time any of you see Randy Newman, please punch him in the nose and say it is from me.
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