My brother has been kidnapped. But I don't really feel like running. So I'm going to walk bristly towards his location. Besides he's probably okay right?

He's fine. He is currently handcuffed to my bed and looks very comfy in the zebra print Snuggie I gave him to wear. Speaking of which, would you be so kind as to pick us up some Chinese food on your way here? He wants Kung Pao chicken and I want Crispy Cashew chicken. Oh, and a double order of crab rangoon.

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