What is the moral of It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown? If you believe in something, you're wrong? Don't think for yourself, do what others do? If you are a loser, no one will like you? Don't be bald or carry a blanket? Or it's ok to steal pumpkins?

I think the moral is if you sit around waiting for a giant living gourd-like squash to appear, you'll miss out on all the great rocks your neighbors want to put in your Halloween bag. Or something like that. Or maybe you need to lay off the weed?

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