10 Things People Say to Themselves During a Snowstorm

1)  Will I be able to get to work tomorrow?

2)  Will my boss be mad if I don't go to work tomorrow?

3)  Will I lose my electricity and, if so, do I have backup heating capabilities?

4)  How much bacon do I have in the fridge?

5)  Are there any places within safe driving and/or walking distance that I can buy milk, bread and eggs?

6)  If I can't get out, will these batteries in my XBox remote last the duration?

7)  Is it safe to walk to Starbucks for a mocha latte?

8)  Seriously, do I have enough bacon?

9)  Is the snow clean enough to eat?

10)  I NEED TO BUY BACON!!!